Career Explorers Gifts

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

'Why did I become an accountant?' Well in truth I just threw a dart at the first page of the dictionary but becoming an aardvark was to difficult

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

""Organ Collector" Isn't An Option."

School. Career Day. When you grow up, what do you want to be if the job still exists?

'Hey, wait a minute! Aren't you my old careers master?'

'I thought I was pre-med. Turned out I was really pre-real estate.'

If it weren't for successful H.S. dropouts, who'd hire the college graduate.

"You're in luck, we have a lot of opportunities cropping up at the moment."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I just lost my job, I don't suppose anyone has left one behind?"

"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."

"In five years I see myself sitting on the shoulder of a successful pirate captain."

"Circuses are always looking for bearded ladies..."

"My attempt to be a male supermodel didn't pan out. Can I have my job in accounting back?"

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

"I'm looking for a position where I can slowly lose sight of what I originally set out to do with my life, with benefits."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"Being a chef just puts food on the table, actually I want to be a vet"

'Basically your career choices are death, or ironic self-parody.'

Ten Seconds with Santa Claus: 'I think this will be my last year delivering presents...'

Careers guidance

"I think you want Koreans advice..."

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

'...and there's the DSS!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'