Quirky Career Adventurers Gifts

Window cleaner has number tattooed on his back.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"What's your occupation?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

The world's most unemployable family

Blend Schools

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

Now hiring.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

Cow Pilot.

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Job hoppers.

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'I always said he was on the fast track.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'