Quirky Job Enthusiast Gifts

"This is Gerald - he puts on the rubber bands."

'I make Swiss army knives.'

There's not a lot of call for 'serial' kid.

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

The world's most unemployable family

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

Blend Schools

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Urine Catcher

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

"It's face painting Friday."

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

Working from home.

'What training do I get?'

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'

Play Ball!

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.