Quirky Job Enthusiast Gifts

"This is Gerald - he puts on the rubber bands."

'I make Swiss army knives.'

There's not a lot of call for 'serial' kid.

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

The world's most unemployable family

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

Blend Schools

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Urine Catcher

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

Play Ball!

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"It's face painting Friday."

'What training do I get?'

Working from home.

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"