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Shoe shine 1$. (Giant shoe appearing round corner.'

The world's most unemployable family

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

'What training do I get?'

"It's face painting Friday."

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

"...I think you might be great for our management position."

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

Latrinologist

'Looks like the sexton position is still vacant.'

'There's always the circus, Ella. be a bearded lady.'

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

A sign you're not applying at a fortune 500 company...

Let's see... Graduated from Notre Dame... Majored in bell ringing... Minored in stair climbing... Busted your hump for 3 years at the Frank & Stein facility conducting a brain research - Looks like you accidentally crossed out the 'R-E'. Heh.

To develop your career Doctor, you really need to specalise.. have you conciered nostrils..

Curse of the mutant gene.

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

New Pope.

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

Lil' Proctologist: 'The kid ain't right.'

"I'm an elephant podiatrist-what do you do?"

There's not a lot of call for 'serial' kid.

'I make Swiss army knives.'