Quirky Career Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm an elephant podiatrist-what do you do?"

The world's most unemployable family

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"Anyway, long story short, I'm a believer in the old adage 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life,' so that's why I became an insurance adjuster."

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

To develop your career Doctor, you really need to specalise.. have you conciered nostrils..

'You're looking for an eventful job where you can meet many interesting people? Hm, how about undertaker or Mafia killer?'

"It doesn't bother me that I have a Ph.D. and I work here. My Ph.D. is in selling fish."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Blend Schools

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'Of course I have to poke people, Mom! It's my job!'

You are more than your job description.

'You don't have much of a work history, do you, Mr. Laren?'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Play Ball!