Quirky Career Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm an elephant podiatrist-what do you do?"

The world's most unemployable family

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"Anyway, long story short, I'm a believer in the old adage 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life,' so that's why I became an insurance adjuster."

Personnel. I left my last job over creative differences -- They didn't know what to make of me.

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

To develop your career Doctor, you really need to specalise.. have you conciered nostrils..

'You're looking for an eventful job where you can meet many interesting people? Hm, how about undertaker or Mafia killer?'

"I'm just not sure there's a call for spoon playing in today's world. How about chopsticks - can you play the chopsticks?"

"It doesn't bother me that I have a Ph.D. and I work here. My Ph.D. is in selling fish."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Blend Schools

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

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Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'Of course I have to poke people, Mom! It's my job!'

You are more than your job description.

'You don't have much of a work history, do you, Mr. Laren?'