Quirky Career Appreciator Pillows

'He ran a miniature golf course.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

The world's most unemployable family

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Blend Schools

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

Bovine Proctology Graduation

You are more than your job description.

'You don't have much of a work history, do you, Mr. Laren?'

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

'You know, I was buying this resume until I got to the part about you serving on your town's Ouija Board.'

"I love my job!"

"We're looking for someone with a diverse skill set accompanied by an advanced sense of passive resignation."

'You call that ambition?'

"Well, besides 'being famous for being famous'... what life goals do you have?"

"Are you binge watching again?"