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"It says here there's a pug in Peoria that can play the harmonica."

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

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Edward Elgar.

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Musical Pipe

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

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"Any other skills?"

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

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"I though 'Abduction' would be a little bit more high-tech!"

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

Cat and mouse

Battery Chicken.

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

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"Are you binge watching again?"

"We might be dealing with something a little more serious than Bird flu here."

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."