Quirky Talent Appreciators Pillows

'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

"She's a miniature."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Frosty the Repairman"

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"Any other skills?"

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Family Portrait

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

"Looks like the thong birds are getting ready to fly south for the winter."

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

"What other qualifications do you have besides mastering the art of playing 'We Have No Bananas' with your armpit?"

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Chameleon knocking out a kangaroo with its tongue.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'

Fly reading a newspaper

"Any OTHER skills that might be more appropriate to a role in forensic accounting?"

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.