Quirky Appreciators Pillows

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

"She's a miniature."

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

Spring Rituals

Log in, paper out.

Fly reading a newspaper

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

'Yeah, what do you want?'

The art of Eddy Cucumba: flying cow at night.

"Puff. . . I'm recycled."

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

Complaints Department

"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, then when I get bored I revert to being me."

"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."

"He may be an unusual choice for a husband but I've found him to be really quite handy."

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

PLEASE [continued on next card].

'I may not know much about art, but I do know what I like. Have you heard me purr yet?'

"He hated funerals. His last words were, ‘Wake me up when it's over.'"

'That gnome with have to go, Edith!'

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

"I've never needed health insurance - I just make sure that I always owe money to everybody."

'I wonder what is going to happen?'

'Welcome to our staff, Ms. Newborn. There are a few things you should know about us from the outset. I'm a hummer... Mr Bellencourt is a whistle...And Morton, over there by the window, screams from time-to-time.'

Vancouver, you're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Would you people please stop saying you're "moving to Canada"? We Canadians pride ourselves on not being the United States. We can't keep doing that if half the United States moves up here. That's it ... We're coming next Tuesday. We'll be moving in right next door to you and playing loud music at all hours. If you think America will abide being told what to do, you don't understand America. If you move to Canada, Canada's moving to the Nor

This is not what I had in mind.

"Hey Ned, tell your ironmonger I like his sense of humour"