Quirky Mindset Appreciator Pillows

"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, then when I get bored I revert to being me."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Caterpillar Portrait

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Things are looking up!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"I'm a monster."

"Overkill, dude."

Cheesie Rider

God with Earth Controller

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

Mummy Shrink.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"Curiosity."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

"We're making progress."

Pianist.

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

"High Fashion"