Quirky Mindset Pillows

"I need some debt to wallow in."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

The Map of the human brain

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Great British Eccentrics.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

The devil you know and his plus one

Best before 65 million BC.

Nun Fight.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Large print e-book.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Am I sensing fear?"

Dreams I have had...

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The lesser of two evils.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.