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"I need some debt to wallow in."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

The Map of the human brain

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Great British Eccentrics.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

The devil you know and his plus one

Best before 65 million BC.

Nun Fight.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Illogic Tree

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

The lesser of two evils.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"