Quirky Mind Explorer Pillows

'I always felt different as a child - I come from a functional family.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Sigmund Freud.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Unguided imagery

X-ray Psychology.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Large print e-book.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Am I sensing fear?"

Dreams I have had...

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

The lesser of two evils.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

"People were steal his ideas"

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'