Quirky Mind Explorer Mugs

'I always felt different as a child - I come from a functional family.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Sigmund Freud.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Unguided imagery

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

X-ray Psychology.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Dreams I have had...

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

"Am I sensing fear?"

Large print e-book.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

The lesser of two evils.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"People were steal his ideas"

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'