Quirky Imagination Appreciator Pillows

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"I'm a monster."

Cow Kong

Cheesie Rider

God with Earth Controller

"Overkill, dude."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Mummy Shrink.

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"Curiosity."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

Pianist.

"We're making progress."

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

"High Fashion"

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Math Lounge

Football merchandising - 1953.

"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'Freudian slip '

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."