Quirky Ideas Appreciator Pillows

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"Your animal companionship is here!"

Cheesie Rider

"I'm a monster."

"Overkill, dude."

God with Earth Controller

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Mummy Shrink.

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"Curiosity."

Pianist.

"We're making progress."

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

"High Fashion"

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"

Football merchandising - 1953.

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'Freudian slip '

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

Doctor delivers sonogram results, which include the baby's sex, his claustrophobia, his taste for trashy women...'