Quirky Ideas Appreciator Gifts

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"I'm a monster."

Cheesie Rider

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

"Overkill, dude."

God with Earth Controller

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

Mummy Shrink.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"Curiosity."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Pianist.

"We're making progress."

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

"High Fashion"

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'I see ol' bug-eyes is back.'

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

'Freudian slip '

Football merchandising - 1953.

"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."