Quirky Idea Seeker Gifts

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

The Map of the human brain

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Hay Rides $10

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Static cling."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Unicorn Working From Home

Large print e-book.

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Dreams I have had...

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Am I sensing fear?"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

The lesser of two evils.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"People were steal his ideas"