Quirky Innovation Seeker Gifts

Elevator Pants

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

' A good idea '

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Early model of baggage claim"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Breakthrough

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Robot Painter

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

AI Safety Officer

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Genius

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

"It's got 128 KB of Ram, 64 KB or Rom, and a spell checker for when you invent writing."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."