Quirky Innovator Gifts

"I invent things to complain about."

Og invents the wheel. His brother, Zak, invents the portable potty.

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

'To beat the hosepipe ban, Burt has come up with a way to water the garden that involves drinking 10 pints of pale ale.'

"That? Oh it recharges my phone."

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"Design one where the light inside doesn't turn off."

"Yes, nose hair!"

A man uses stilts to trim his hedges.

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Sombrero Satellite Dishes

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Man puts compost in 'Eco Wash' washing machine.

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

'Does this streamlining mean we'll have to give up the sock puppets?'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

All right, you may tell me about your internet startup idea. It's revolutionary. You know how the only way to tell if you stink is to sniff your armpit? Continue … and you know how embarrassing it is when people you know catch you sniffing your own armpit? Continue ... and you know how apps like "Uber" let you summon total strangers to drive by and provide you a service? Stop right there.

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"My beehives are all honey producers, except for that one. It produces industrial resins and polymers. Don't ask me why."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

World's cheapest car

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales