Quirky Inventors Gifts

"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Gnook Isenbarth, inventor of the windshield.

William Tell's Father with Golf Club

Recycling

Captain Pointy No.47 - Life raft pants

"Quick! Call the Nobel Committee!"

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Computerized Dollhouse.

World's cheapest car

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'It keeps me sane!'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Bagging the Chipmunk

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

How to Rise with the Sun

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?