Quirky Invention Enthusiasts Gifts

Silhouettes

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Sport Utility Boot.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

World's cheapest car

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'It keeps me sane!'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

The Remote Olympics

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Bagging the Chipmunk

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

How to Rise with the Sun

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

The Haroplane

Lighting a Pipe

Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

'How can I put this....?'

Patent Office. A credit card chip embedded in sneakers? How would you make a purchase? Swipe your feet!