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Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

World's cheapest car

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'It keeps me sane!'

The Remote Olympics

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Bagging the Chipmunk

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

How to Rise with the Sun

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

The Haroplane

'How can I put this....?'

Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

Lighting a Pipe

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'