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"A couple more data breach settlements and I'll have enough money to buy a new phone!"

Urban Ice Fishing

Scientist looking at FaecesBook website.

'Harold and I have been working on it for two years... It's a travel pillow that's the same size as a normal pillow.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

World's cheapest car

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'It keeps me sane!'

Setting up companies

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Bagging the Chipmunk

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

How to Rise with the Sun

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)