Quirky Inventor T-Shirts

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Mine does the exact same thing - but without the tassel.'

The new hydrogen-fueled car is unveiled.

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

"That's not a manufacturing defect - It's SUPPOSED to have a hole in the middle."

'Hmm. . . so that's the incredible shrinking machine you've been talking about.'

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'I've invented glasses. Trouble is I can't see a thing.'

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

'What do you mean 'all it does is make espresso?!' I like espresso!'

The patent's pending

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'Yeah, I guess this is a dumb invention. By the way, your mother is on her way over.'

"Oh, invented Dry cleaning, could go either way"

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

Catching Young Tarpon

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

'How do you like my new invention? A one-piece jigsaw puzzle.'

' I thought I'd call my invention 'the Wheel' - What are you going to call yours?'

The Drone Hat

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I need an appointment."

"This website is selling PT Cruiser locking gas caps for only $13!"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"It's an eject seat for burglars. I got the idea from the eject key on my keyboard."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'I'm trying to come up with a skunk, that when hit by a car, will smell like lilacs.'

"So you've seen my double-lingerie invention? Does it get approval of the patent office?"

'Nana technology'.

Environmentally Friendly Technology: The wood burning key machine.

'You're trying to invent a time machine just so you can get free minutes?'

Cow-in-a-Can!

'With my brains and your rice pudding we could corner the glue market .'

Scissorsflyswatters.