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Caveman chipping out wheel, then trying to fly.

"Young Frankenstein"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Computerized Dollhouse.

World's cheapest car

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Breakfast surreal.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Inventing Time Travel

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'It keeps me sane!'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

How to Rise with the Sun

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)