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"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

"Young Frankenstein"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

World's cheapest car

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'It keeps me sane!'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Bagging the Chipmunk

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

How to Rise with the Sun

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Nice going, Einstein."

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

'How can I put this....?'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.