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"I invented the spirals..." "And I invented the plastic bits holding the spirals in place!"

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

World's cheapest car

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'It keeps me sane!'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'I know, but he's a genius.'

The first transatlantic communication.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

How to Rise with the Sun

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'