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'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

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"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

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Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

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'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

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Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'