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'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"I found a great way to keep my yard from tangling as I work."

"Young Frankenstein"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

What's Their Secret?

Dog Walker

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Harps and Embroidery.

'Styrofoam.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.