Crafty Innovator Pillows

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"I found a great way to keep my yard from tangling as I work."

"Young Frankenstein"

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

What's Their Secret?

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Dog Walker

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Harps and Embroidery.

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Styrofoam.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'