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"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

David Hockney

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

Artistic Licence.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"I'm ahead of my time."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Stage producer.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

I'm color blind, please help.

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Cut out and keep your own Freud.

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

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'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

Son of Alien.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Driverless Car

Getting ready for spring

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

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