Crafty Visionary Pillows

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Artistic Licence.

I'm color blind, please help.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Stage producer.

This Cave Updated Daily.

"I'm ahead of my time."

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Son of Alien.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Driverless Car

Getting ready for spring

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

The World's First Taxi...