Playful Innovator Pillows

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

Child builds themselves a sled.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Am I a bad parent for giving him a weighted blanket?"

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Creative right?'

Kid with cubed balloon.

'He was a slow starter. At playschool he was different from all the other four-year-olds... he was eleven!'

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Young Frankenstein"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"It's a mobile."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Shakespeare Ave

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."