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"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

Child builds themselves a sled.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Am I a bad parent for giving him a weighted blanket?"

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Creative right?'

Kid with cubed balloon.

'He was a slow starter. At playschool he was different from all the other four-year-olds... he was eleven!'

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Young Frankenstein"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"It's a mobile."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Shakespeare Ave

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'