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'That brush - how many dpi?'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Artistic Licence.

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Dog Walker

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.