Artful Innovator Gifts

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Artistic Licence.

Dog Walker

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'