Creative Innovator Gifts

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Dog Walker

Inspiration for eyeglasses: man spills fish bowl over his head: 'I CAN SEE!'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Blue sky thinking

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Creative family

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

A man stealing another person's ideas

'I hate these cliche situations!'

Stage producer.

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"It's the new business model - my ideas have sex with your ideas."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"Any intellectual property yet, honey?"

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."