Creative Innovators Gifts

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Kiwi Ingenuity

"Caption contest"

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

Stage producer.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Dog Walker

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

"My dad ate my homework."

#NationalPoetryDay

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'Kids today are so imaginative!'

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'