Imaginative Creators Gifts

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

Child sewing up her toys' mouths.

Rocking horse

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"First snowman?"

Building giant sand pies.

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

'My first camera'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'I hope it;s an express.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

Blog Breakdown

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Trainset

Toy White House built incorrectly.

The Remote Olympics

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Do-over

Artist, painting graphs.

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Artist using a paint roller to make abstract paintings

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'