Imaginative Author Gifts

'And on the left is the world famous writer's block...'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Seagiraffes

My First Camera

Swan Fairy Tales

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"You left this on our ship."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Fishing Tales

Hair Crop Circle

J. R. R. Tolkien

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Here be dragons.

Use your imagination.

Alien Snowmen

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Where the wild things were."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."