Creative Pioneer Gifts

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'Does a blog count as being published.'

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'Wheel.'

Dog Walker

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Stage producer.

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."