Creative Pioneer Gifts

Gustave Dore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

Internet.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"So how much money do you make?"

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

'Does a blog count as being published.'

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Wheel.'

Dog Walker

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Stage producer.

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?