Dream Pioneer Gifts

"Sorry, but I just had an idea and if I don't write it down now, I won't be able to read it in the morning and realize it's insane."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Young Frankenstein"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Money Plant.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

S.S.dot.com

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"So how much money do you make?"

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

X-RAY

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."