Entrepreneurial Dreamer Gifts

"The little match girl realized too late what her mistake had been. She had failed to diversify."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Life handed me lemons, so I made lemonade. My first customer was allergic and sued me for everything I had.'

Spent it all on the best "how to invest" books money can buy.

Mulk

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Money Plant.

'DIY toadstools Fred! We could sell the spores: We'll be rich!'

"Ya know, Frank. . . we should put an ad in the paper. . . Pete and Frank's trash removal and dispersal service."

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Lemonade Inc.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

What else is there to wish for?

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait