Startup Daydreamer Gifts

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Money Plant.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Binary Man

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

S.S.dot.com

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

'Wow, my own desk!'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"