Startup Dreamers Gifts

'It looks as if you have all the ingredients to start a small business: no money, a job you're about to be fired from, and a hare-brained idea.'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"The investor liked our business plan - particularly the in-depth assessment of our competition, which is who they've decided to invest with."

"I got funded based on the domain name. Any ideas what my startup should do?"

Prepare to get rich. I'm cautious but intrigued. What's your new business idea? Fritter. Like Twitter? Twitter lets you broadcast messages of 280 characters in length. This is so, so much faster, more immediate. 279 characters. Genius.

You invested my pay check without my permission? Without even telling me what you've invested it in?! Small price to pay for the chance to get rich. What are you talking about? Remember the infant restaurant critic? Screaming baby reviews restaurants online. A brilliant concept, but what's that got to do with me?! You're in on the ground floor, my little venture capitalist.

Angel investors in the outfield.

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

Crash And Burn

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Money Plant.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

S.S.dot.com

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

The toothfairy