Innovation Dreamers Gifts

The future was supposed to be cooler than the one we got.

'It's simple really-the windscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

"Young Frankenstein"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

The toothfairy

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

You have reached the end of your brain...

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Open Source.

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

Spell-Check Bee

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

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"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."