Intellectual Dreamers Gifts

"I would work if I could but it interferes with my thinking!"

The Artist

Innovation & Calculation

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Citizen of the world.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Brain Power

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Do-over

My Hero

#NationalPoetryDay

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

'It's simple really-the windscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

I think therefore...

"Every night, I feel so used."

"Relax - I'm just here for the hopes and dreams."