Intellectual Dreamers Prints

"I would work if I could but it interferes with my thinking!"

The Artist

Innovation & Calculation

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Citizen of the world.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Brain Power

The toothfairy

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

My Hero

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

#NationalPoetryDay

Do-over

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'It's simple really-the windscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

I think therefore...

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

"Every night, I feel so used."