Technology Dreamers Gifts

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Barcode Dreams

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

You have reached the end of your brain...

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

Spell-Check Bee

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

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"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

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The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

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Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"We met online, it was love at first site."