Tech-savvy Dreamers Gifts

"We met online, it was love at first site."

Hi-Tech Santa Request.

Oh, I'm still planning to run away from home, but I'm waiting until we get a self-driving car to take me

"I have an app that alerts me when I'm delusional about be able to afford a property."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Barcode Dreams

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

The toothfairy

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

You have reached the end of your brain...

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

This Cave Updated Daily.

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

Spell-Check Bee

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